#whatshouldVASSARcallme

When my friend says she feels like she can handle 5 classes this semester

I bring her back to reality like:

When someone comes into my room before 11 on a Sunday morning

I’m like:

When I’m writing posts for What Should Vassar Call Me

When someone takes my clothes out of the washer/dryer to put theirs in

Looking into the glass dessert case at Baby Cakes

When I walk into Main and realize it’s Tasty Tuesday

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When people walk by the burgers and fries and go straight to the vegan station in the DC

(Reblog) What Should Vassar Really Call Me: When I heard about whatshouldvassarreallycallme

They’re swacking my post like:

whatshouldvassarreallycallme:

whatshouldvassarcallme:

But when I actually saw how pathetic it is:

And I’m just like:

you’re excused…but you’re still not funny.

In the 24 hour space of the library

Most people:

Me:

Founder’s Day 2012

Expectation:

Reality: